Fear and Loathing in Salt Lake City OR Survival Kit

"We were somewhere in the Salt Palace in the middle of a sales meeting when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like, "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should talk..." And suddenly there was a a terrible roar all around us and the air was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the booth, which was stuffed full of gear and hundred of people all around. And a voice was creaming: "Holy Jesus! What are those goddamn animals?"

Then it was quiet again. My coworker had taken his shirt off and was pouring beer on his chest, to facilitate the tanning process. "What the hell are you yelling about?" he muttered, staring up at the fluorescent lights with his eyes closed and covered with wraparound Spanish sunglasses. "Never mind," I said. "It's your turn to explain the pre-season discounts." No point mentioning those bats." I thought. "The poor bastards will see them soon enough."

wow.

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wow, a survival kit.. I haven't thought sunglasses is part of survival kit