A Real Mountain Man Hat

Jeremiah Johnson would be proud.  LINK

Comments

[Evan]

This is a real review from a customer, I don't know which is funnier...the hat or the people wearing it.

I'll Tell Ya What!, December 20, 2006
By BoyIllTellYa from Augusta, GA

"I’ll tell ya what...that’s the best cottin pickin pelt I have ever worn on my head! Usually pelts cause my head a mean itch, but not with this one! In fact, my scalp never felt better or warmer. I even wore it inside the house on a cold day and found that I didn’t have to wear much else except my thermals to keep myself warm. Works great as a food warmer, too. My hush puppies never cooled down with El Coyote (my nick name for him) wrapped nice and tight around the plate. I did suffer through one of those darn bird attacks as well and my dog wasn’t none too friendly with El Coyote but hey, I don’t expect him to get along with everyone. All in all I think it’s one of the greatest pelts ever and everyone in my household will be getting one for X-Mas. Especially Darin, he’s gonna love it!"

[Evan]

This one is even better;

Coyotes Gone Wild, May 3, 2007
By DustyRhodes from Janesville, WI

"I got this hat after months of hinting to my boyfriend that I needed a coyote hat for Christmas. My grandma always wore possum pants when I was a kid and I wanted to continue in the same tradition. I wore that hat everywhere when I first got it. I was so proud of it that I even wore it to church for the Christmas sing. It caused a few stares, I admit, but everyone wanted to pet it and try it on. You should've seen Mrs. Henderson with it on in her Sunday best! During the church nativity scene we even used it to make a more realistic looking "sheep" by draping it over a couple big cans of coffee. Nobody noticed Jesus laying there, but they all saw that "sheep" just standing there grazing on the manger hay. This hat is so warm. It has kept me as warm as any gutted mammal can during the harsh winters here in old Wisconsin. I do have to be careful not to wear it when my dogs are around since it makes them a little jittery especially when my boyfriend likes to make it "growl" and "bark" at them, sending them into a fighting frenzy. They once ripped it from my head and would you believe the coyote hat put up a good fight against my two dogs. Lucky for the coyote he can't bleed anymore now that he is gutted and made into a hat.
If you are looking for a hat that not only keeps you warm but brings the spirit of Christmas into the hearts of all, than this is the hat for you!"

[Phil]

Them hats make mighty good eatin'. You can tell from the size o' that mountain man. 2006 was a fine year for hats.

Course I don't think that's a actual coyote skin as much as some kind o' crazy Chinese dingo. They has a much more sorta piquant flavor.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raccoon_Dog

[john wayne]

fuck all yall sons of bitches

[Yul Brynner]

Bring it Wayne, you draft-dodging, racist puss.